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and it acts like clockwork the midnight heartaches right on time and it acts like clockwork the regular breakdowns half past nine and you tell them that you're fine... Clockwork, by Dalton Rapattoni

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victhevamp
Posts: 2305
Chav jokes May 21 2008, 02:40 AM
I think everyone has heard the daft emo jokes like "my lawn is so emo it cuts itself" but what about chav jokes?
What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner
lol anyone know any good ones?

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SomeMorbidKid
Posts: 2574
May 31 2008, 05:57 PM
thats gone up, like, fifty since i last noticed XD
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OurAndy
Posts: 32
Jun 02 2008, 03:27 PM
Have to admit I love the slinky joke as well, one of my favourites, and very true. :D
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Tantra_B
Posts: 3019
Jun 05 2008, 04:19 AM
I think I shall have a look around for more chav jokes. Taking the piss out of them may never get old :D
victhevamp
Posts: 2305
Jun 06 2008, 04:53 AM
yup it never does :D also any funny chav pictures would be cool :)
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xXeMoRaCeRXx
Posts: 18267
Jun 14 2008, 06:56 AM
It's ok your not from the UK where the term is used. Read all about what a chav is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
victhevamp
Posts: 2305
Jun 17 2008, 05:18 AM
lol didnt realise the term chav was only used there, what is the equilivant in other countrys?
Jun 17 2008, 02:33 PM
This is pathetic. All most of you ever do is whine about being called emos. People being stereotypically promising to you. Yet you do exactly the same, labelling people chavs because they dress in tracksuits and whatnot. You deserve what they throw at you because you dish out exactly the same yet neither of you can take it. It's a mindless game that no-body wins, yet the players don't give up.
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Tantra_B
Posts: 3019
Jun 18 2008, 09:17 AM
*yawns* Blah, blah blah. Lady, no-body cares.
Jun 18 2008, 09:41 AM
Yet you take your time to reply. Smooth move.
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Tantra_B
Posts: 3019
Jun 18 2008, 12:29 PM
Well someone has to. Gah this is so petty it's unbelievable.
Jun 18 2008, 01:35 PM
You do realise I don't care what your hands have to contribute to your keyboard.
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Tantra_B
Posts: 3019
Jun 20 2008, 05:33 AM
Not going to grace this with a reply. Now back to the topic... Found any other good ones Vic?
Jun 20 2008, 12:19 PM
I found that oddly hilarious. You do acknowledge I just plainly stated what you said, only on different vocabulary terms. :D
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Tantra_B
Posts: 3019
Jun 20 2008, 12:54 PM
Ok, what?
Jun 20 2008, 02:19 PM
I said what you said only in different words . Understand?
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xXeMoRaCeRXx
Posts: 18267
Jun 20 2008, 02:36 PM
'Chav's' take the piss out of 'emo's' and vice versa. It's not going to stop. It is silly to take the piss out of what a 'chav' wears and most of us do it afor a joke, but if their attitude is awful then they do deserve the negative comments they get.
Jun 20 2008, 03:38 PM
Some only cause trouble because other people start it, I.e. sometimes people like you. Don't ask how because I am too ill to be bothered to explain right now, but it happens. Many "emo's" get into fights because they can't keep their mouth shut tight either.
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xXeMoRaCeRXx
Posts: 18267
Jun 20 2008, 04:09 PM
Well some people get in trouble because they can't keep their mouth shut, but a lot get grief for no valid reason.
Jun 21 2008, 04:57 AM
Mmm, whether you acknowledge it or not, someone always has a valid reason.
victhevamp
Posts: 2305
Jun 21 2008, 05:16 AM
although yes some alternative people do start some of the fights or make them worse, like matt said most of the time chavs start for the hell of it, this reminds me of a time i was with my ex bf, i walked to his house and outside were tons of chavs, i walked past and they didnt say anything to me....i met my ex bf and we then walked past them again to catch the bus and we both got called names, he got called alsorts because he has ginger hair and i got called all sorts like "who let the dogs out" because i was with him, even tho 2 seconds ago i walked past them on my own and they said nothing! That i def dont agree with!

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