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Emo Pictures - WitherdRose
WitherdRose
Posts: 1459
Corrupt A Wish Aug 28 2008, 02:34 AM
Saw this on another forum. Basically, one person makes a wish, and the others grant it, but mess it up. Ex- Person 1-I wish for a computer Person 2-Granted. But its windows 95 and has a virus. i wish for a car Person 3-Granted. Too bad you don't have a license and so it goes on. It can actually be quite fun :D ok i'll start. I wish I could fly :D

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Jeff_MCRnutter
Posts: 332
Jan 10 2009, 09:56 AM

granted they vanish... so u go to see a dentist to get densures. but he turns out to b a mad dentist, who we all kno is worse than a mad sceintist. while ur there he gives u super densures which have little in-built lasers n shit, they r shiny white n self cleaning. also they can bite through nything.. so u turn into... duhduhduhhhh.... densureman. so u got out fightin crime n shit.. n u see a bank robbery. u take out two of the three robbers, one by lasering him in the face and the other by biting through his gun and smackin him on the head. u approach the third guy n he tries to shout u. but ur densures form a forcefield. u walk towards him n bite his gun in two.. but with all the new tech ur densures still fall out... n the guy stabs u.

i wish i will never grow to the age of above 60

Emo Pictures - just_another_emo_kid
just_another_emo_kid
Posts: 280
Jan 12 2009, 04:03 AM

granted but you skip that age and go straight to the next one. example.... 61 all the way up to 62. its a big leap man but hell someones gotta do it.

i wish good days never ended. bad days suck.

victhevamp
Posts: 2305
Jan 12 2009, 09:41 AM
granted but the world ends


i wish i could stick to my resolutions
Emo Pictures - just_another_emo_kid
just_another_emo_kid
Posts: 280
Jan 13 2009, 03:56 AM

granted but you stick to the wrong ones....

i wish it was impossible to hurt anyone in any shape or form....
im sick of it.

SomeMorbidKid
Posts: 2574
Jan 13 2009, 04:26 AM

Granted, but everyone hurts you instead.

I wish I wasn't ill! >:(

selfhater
Posts: 678
Jan 13 2009, 06:57 AM

granted you become really well and live forever

i wish something interesting would happen... like someones house burning down so i can do something

SomeMorbidKid
Posts: 2574
Jan 13 2009, 01:41 PM

Granted. Your house burns down.

I wish I didn't have an exam first thing tomorrow morning :(

 

selfhater
Posts: 678
Jan 13 2009, 01:48 PM

oh how predictable roxi.. my house indeed..

 

lol

granted!!! your exam is in five minutes instead muahahahaha

i wish i wasnt so tired

SomeMorbidKid
Posts: 2574
Jan 13 2009, 01:52 PM

I'm allowed to be predictable, I'm tired dammit!!


Granted, you never ever sleep again. And you know how bad the tv is at 3am?!


I wish I had more money! Selfish much? haha

selfhater
Posts: 678
Jan 13 2009, 01:55 PM

 

allowed*

granted you have so much money it makes your jeans fall down all the time!!! muahhahaha

 

i wish i could be better at dealing with problems

SomeMorbidKid
Posts: 2574
Jan 13 2009, 02:03 PM

Then I wouldn't keep money in my pockets  -_-

 

Granted, you can deal with your own problems well enough, but you are no good at helping anyone else. :(

I wish I was allowed a husky ^-^ 

Emo Pictures - xXeMoRaCeRXx
xXeMoRaCeRXx
Posts: 18267
User Online
Jan 13 2009, 02:03 PM
Granted but it bites you.

I wish my hair gel didn't smell so yummy.
selfhater
Posts: 678
Jan 13 2009, 02:15 PM

garnier fructis?  mmm i love it!!!

 

oh and granted.. it smells of really strong paint.. no one sits near you or talks to you or wants to kiss you or looks at you

i wish my eyelids werent getting in the way of the screen

 

 

Emo Pictures - scotty-boi
scotty-boi
Posts: 106
Jan 13 2009, 03:09 PM

granted   they are now cut off .......

 

but they are now possessed and  evil and want to kill you !!!!

 

i wish i could understand animals

Jeff_MCRnutter
Posts: 332
Jan 18 2009, 02:49 AM

granted but now when ur walkin down the street u just hear lots of diff animals insulting u all the time

i wish i could understand woman lol

selfhater
Posts: 678
Jan 18 2009, 03:16 AM

granted but you understand them so well you turn gay....

 

i wish my friends would stop fucking arguing

 

Emo Pictures - scotty-boi
scotty-boi
Posts: 106
Jan 18 2009, 08:42 AM

granted

but they stop arguing and become that good friends they forget about you

 

i wish i was more of a  god    =D

Emo Pictures - xXeMoRaCeRXx
xXeMoRaCeRXx
Posts: 18267
User Online
Jan 18 2009, 01:50 PM
Granted but there is only one god blah blah

I wish my clothes didn't smell of smoke so bad.
Emo Pictures - just_another_emo_kid
just_another_emo_kid
Posts: 280
Jan 20 2009, 03:59 AM

granted but then they smell like sh*t.

i wish i could lift my arm higher than what i can now.

Emo Pictures - WitherdRose
WitherdRose
Posts: 1459
Jan 20 2009, 08:14 AM

GRANTED    but only cause you have disporpotional arms so they drag on the floor

 

I wish I had my voice back

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