"Don't listen to that guy! He's gonna lead you down the path of righteousness... I'm gonna leads you down the path that rocks!!" - The Devil on Kronk's shoulder in Emperor's New Groove, referring to the angel on the other shoulder

Hey Dory did you see that shiny thing? No! It went over the trench, lets follow it! OK finding nemo.. haha

XD Ahh... Finding Nemo... :P

''There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class As such I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion making...However for those...select few...who posses the predisposition.....I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses, I can show you how to bottle fame, brew glory and even put a stopper in death...Then again, some of you may have come to hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention...Mr Potter, our new celebrity...Tell me what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood? you don't know? well lets try again, where Mr Potter would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar? I don't know sir... And what is the difference between monkshood and wolfbane? I don't know sir Pity...Clearly fame isn't everything, is it Mr Potter? *and this next bit is cut from the actual movie* Clearly Hermione knows, it seems a pity not to ask her Silence... For your information Potter asphodel and wormwood make a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the draught of the living dead, a bezoar is a stone, taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons, as for monkshood and wolfbane they are the same plant which also goes by the name of achnite... Well, Why aren't you all copying this down? and Gryffindors please note that 5 points will be taken from your house, for your classmates cheek.'' And yes, I did do that from memory, me being such a harry potter geek lol

"Nobody panic, just get to the panic room!!" -Futurama XD

ahh dark matter, a material so dense that a pound of it weighs a thousand pounds - futurama XD

there there let me dry those tears... oh yes yes yes, your anguish sustains me - family guy

hahaha, so evil... Yay! *shifty eyes* "Oh, sorry, I thought it was a tentacle, turns out it's just a harmless land squid!" (squid runs into a hole in the wall)

i love the lamp anchorman

can a woman really be mayor? or will she just menstruate all over the city family guy

"Now, no matter what I say, or do, in the next few hours, just remember that first impression you have of me, okay?"

jack titanic

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lol i just thought it might be funny

Oh, alright then.. "Calm down, yes of course, because there's nothing a single woman finds more normal than a break in!" "You say break in, I say tomato."

Well rudolph, weve finally figured out what makes your nose red is it pixie dust or leprachaun tails? no, its a tumor. you mean like a magical christmass tumour no, a malignant tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain oh, like a happy special your going to die

"My mind is always open to new ideas... Onions? In the peas?! WHAT THE HELL?!!"

Brian: Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here? -Family Guy Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Stewie that's tuna salad. Stewie: Really? I could have sworn it was cat food. -Family Guy

Don't you just love the name Stewie..

stewie is awesome.. he is on a few of my t shirts lol