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SINCE SOME OF YOU EUNUCHS HAVE AN OBVIOUS BALL DEFIENCY YOUR HERO ROD RUSSELL HAS DECIDED TO ASSIST YOU BECAUSE I STRIVE TO BE AN EXCELLENT ROLE MODEL BUT EVEN WITH THESE HANDY HINTS YOU'LL STILL ONLY HAVE THE MASCULINITY OF A 6 YEAR OLD GIRL BUT IT'S A DAMN STEP UP FROM WHAT YOU ARE NOW THAT BEING SAID I'D RATHER EAT A BARRELL OF FLACCID PENISES THAN HELP YOU BE A MAN, BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT I SUPPOSE BECAUSE YOU PUNK KIDS WITH YOUR RAP MUSIC THINK THAT YOU'RE SO HARDCORE BACK IN NAM I WOULDVE BAYONETTED YOUR FILTHY BUTTHOLE AND FED IT TO YOU BEFORE YOU COULD SAY "LOL" TIP NUMBER 1= WHEN IN DOUBT, KNOCK EM OUT BY GOD THERE IS NOTHING MORE MANLY THAN GIVING SOMEONE A KNUCKLE SANDWICH WITH MACHO SAUCE ON TOP. OF COURSE I AM CERTAIN YOU ALL THROW LIKE A SISSY GIRL BUT THAT CAN BE HELPED WITH MY NEXT HANDY HINT. BE SURE TO LAY OUT ANY COMMIE, HIPPIE, WOMAN, CLOWN, MIME, JEHOVAS WITNESS, JEW, NAZI, SHEMALE, REDNECK, HOMO, NON-AMERICAN, WOMAN, DARKIE, AND ANYONE WHO GIVES YOU GUFF TIP NUMBER 2= LIFT SOME GODDAMN WEIGHTS YOU PENCIL NECKED GEEK TURN OFF THE JAPANESE CARTOON PORN, TEAR YOUR FAT, SWEATY, TURD ENCRUSTED ASS FROM YOUR MOTHERS CHEAP VINYL SOFA, HEAD DOWN THE THE GYM AND LIFT A WEIGHT HELL YOU MAY EVEN WIND UP LOOKING LIKE ONE OF YOUR MALE STRIPPER FRIENDS YOU SO ADMIRE ONE DAY TIP NUMBER 3= GROW A MOUSTACHE AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE GLORIOUS PICTURE OF MYSELF I HAVE QUITE THE MANLY FACIAL HAIR. MOUSTACHES AND BEARDS ONLY, NO FAGGY BILGECUNT ASSWATER TASTING BOYBAND SOUL PATCHES. IF YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE THAT YOU MAY AS WELL STICK YOUR CRABS RIDDEN PUBIC HAIR TO YOUR CHIN, COUNT FAGULA. TIP NUMBER 4= JOIN THE ARMY BE A MAN AND SERVE FOR YOUR COUNTRY INSTEAD OF YOUR HORRIDCUNTS, YOU FAGGOTS SERVE IN NAM LIKE I DID, HELL THERES A REAON "NAM" IS "MAN" SPELLED BACKWARDS FAGS BECAUSE IT'LL MAKE YOU A MAN MORE THAN STICKING PLASTIC ARMY MEN UP YOUR BUTTHOLSE EVER WILL, YOU HAVENT LIVED UNTIL YOUVE RAZED A VILLIAGE, SPLATTERED A HEAD AND BONDED IN THE SHOWERS WITH YOUR BUDDIES. DON'T JOIN THE GODDAMN NAVY I KNOW ITS TEMPTING TO BE AROUND SO MANY "SEAMEN" BUT HANDS OFF YOU WALKING CLITORIS TIP NUMBER 5= DRINK BEER PUT DOWN THE RASPBERY UDL AND PICK UP A GODDAMN BUDWEISER, REAL MEN LIKE ROD RUSSELL DRINK BEER EVERY DAY AND EVERY NIGHT HELL ROD RUSSELL DRINKS METAL FLAK IN BEER EVERY DAY (I CALL IT BEERIAL) WITH A GLASS OF TABSASCO SAUCE TO WASH IT DOWN. IF YOU'RE NOT DRINKING, YOU'RE NOT THINKING. STOP BEING SUCH PUSSIES AND HARDEN THE FUCK UP.