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Today, something really bad happened. Again. But first, I was out with my friends, we had just eaten some KFC and we were standing outside, enjoying the sun and deciding on where to travel to next. Then, THIS HUGE BIRDCRAP FELL FROM THE SKY!! It landed on the floor in the middle of us and shit sprayed everywhere like a mysical fountain of faeces. I jumped backwards while we all looked around in curiosity expecting to see a group of peeps with a yoghurt pot, laughing. Thats when we realised, the white liquid was bird shit We then each began frantically searching our clothes for poop. Out of the four of us, two were covered over the shoulders with brown and green shit, and two were completely dry. I was dry. This is a tale of victory you may say, yes in some ways it was. Seeing my friends covered in shit, while the luck I radiate evidently saved me, was very amusing. We walked all the way over to tesco to use their toilets, in hysterics. The shit was seeping into the cotton of our friends clothes and it was baking in the sun. The shit covered friends then went to the toilets, to have some gay washing ting, while we went over to but Irn Bru and Haribo. A few hours passed, miles were walked, and we arrived infront of the cathederal, sat on the green drinking my Irn Bru. This is where the disaster strikes. I was absently watching a seagull jump up the stairs of a statue while my friends devised a concuction of coca-cola, sweeties and mud in a bottle. In the corner of my eye I noticed my friend reaching for the Irn Bru and, previously in the day, I had warned him of not wasting the exlir. Therefore I thought nothing of it. Seconds passed and I turned back to see, my friend, pouring gallons of Irb Bru into the mixture! I could feel tears welling in my eyes as an explosive "NO" erupted from my lungs. Oh my poor Irn Bru! Forever to be wasted in a despicable way! Why!! Pleasse! I AM DISTRAUGHT. THIS IS OUT OF ORDER. You don't understand. No-one understands me. I am so sad.