1000's of emo guys & girls!
Ill stand up with u through it all because ur my 1 true love, my hole world PLZ DNT WALK AWAY! Your Guardian Angel, by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Eiri
32 / Female / Who Knows, United States
Straight / Single
Member since:
Jun 02, 2011
Last online:
Mar 13, 2014
"First off, Bitch, don't try to impress me, telling me what colour his boxers are, honey I bought them, or telling me how good he is in bed, cause bitch I taught him. " - #1 Quote in my world
You know you're drunk when you can lay on the floor and still fall off of it. - (:LOL<3
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter. v.v
HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED!
And girl, lemme tell ya',
I had NOTHING to do with it.
Ever stopped to think but then forget to start again?
When you get your heart twisted around that one person in the world you knot that you could never live without, untangle it and spare yourself of the pain. Cuz it sucks, and it's enough to break your knees. Don't make the mistake of falling in love with someone when you knew from the start that they loved someone else . . .
When life gives you Apples, make orange juice, and then watch as the world wonders how you did it [:
I'm Eiri. I had blueberry pancakes for breakfast yesterday morning. I just saw a squirrel in my backyard! I get bored with sunsets. RAIN! <3 I'm nocturnal: my doctor calls me an insomniac, so I told him to Kiss my Toes and get over it (x POCKY! Chocolate is my sex lol <3 I'm a chapstick Addict. Have seven too many siblings...I love creamy peanut butter! Magnolia Flowers have my heart <3. Oreo's and chocolate milk! Imma writer and a reader ^-^ McDonald's fucking rules! I don't smoke. I don't drink. Never done, Never will do Drugs. I've never said the words I Love You to someone and actually meant it..atleast not out loud. Spiders need to drop off this planet; 8-legged bastards. I asked myself why I put an empty cup in my refridgerator this morning (Still dunno why I did), Screw labels, I randomly scream at passing cars, I just opened my coockie jar and slowly closed it back...[no cookies!? O.o] My damn iguana just ate my last tube of chapstick...My best friend is still a virgin [: I'm certafiably schitzophrenic, which is much better than being all alone, Juss sayin'. Bad habit of biting my lip until it bleeds. I was just told 3 minutes ago that my laundry was done. I've never dyed my hair. Skinny jeans=the most beautiful annoyances. I love to sing when I'm in the shower, in my room, outside...I frequently burst out in song. Coffee is my organism (X Valentine's Day sucks ass, Halloween Rules my world every year, CANDY <3 I randomly smile cause most of the tyme I have no idea what goes on. I vent my anger by not letting you know that I'm angry. Not only do I look in the mirror sometymes, but when I do I hear my brother from the hallway telling me to hurry the fuck up. My computer is a whore...(:LOL<3 Don't trust anyone, especially not yourself. I just yawned, while listening to the song 'So Who Said Romance Is Dead' by Glamour Of The Kill. My TV is on channel 41 [History channel]. COKE <3 Pepsi=endoftheworld. Oh yeah, one more thing: Increase The Peace Bitxhezz <3
I have a piece of shit father lmfao, I really fuckin' hate him. [:
Ever walked into a chair, & then apologized to it?
Much love 2 meh band, Liars Hands. <3 v.v
I FUCKIN' love quotes. lol [:
"Don't Look At Me With That Tone Of Voice!"
"Those who mind, don't matter. Those who matter, don't mind."
"Bastard coated bastards . . . what with their bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as naive-bubble headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine."
"Milanos- too racist to be a cookie."
Also, If you wan to judge me, I just don't care. I don't live me life to please every single asshole on this planet; sorry for your luck. Don't try to change me, cuz it won't work. I don't have religous views, and I say fuck the government. I like questions, so if you have any, yeah, I'll answer. But dn't be shocked by any answers becuz I am a it concieted, but I dn't be a bitch about it. Besides, meeting new people can be fun. [:
Life is my jar of jalepeno's: What I did yesterday burnt my ass up today >.<
Dancin' like you're retarded, laughin' like you're a freak, singin' like you're on drugs: Hey, it's called havin' fun. (x
Forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more
When you turn on your TV, and your watching the news, the first thing
you hear is "good morning." Then they'll go on about why it isn't: Douchebags -.-
FUCKING SKITTLEZ
btw, be the change you want to see.
Otherwise, stop whining.
xoxo-EiriContagiousKiss
Black Veil Brides, Brokencyde, Dead By April, A Day To Remember, Black Eyed Peasant, Ballerina Black, Bayside, The Bunny The Bear, Casey Jones, Mickey Avalon, Eyes Set To Kill, Tonight Alive and pretty much anything that would make me wanna dance.
SLEEPING WITH SIRENS! <3
Fireflight
The Letter Black
ASKING ALEXANDRIA! <3
Waking Ashland/Between The Trees
Escape The Fate!
Anything by Susan Elizabeth Phillips or Ted Dekker.
I'd give anything to meet Andy Sixx. <3
Brendan Martin!
Ronnie Radke!
DANNY WORSNOP! <3
Ryan Kirkland!
BC-13 MotherFucker!
