Asher
36 / Female / Elysian Fields, United States
Straight / Single
Member since:
Mar 25, 2018
Last online:
Aug 09, 2020
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About Me
Hai!
This is where you say Hi back!
Ok… so let’s start:
I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have…I’m originally from Norway (I know… nobody’s perfect). I speak Nynorsk, English, Japanese, French, Latin, and American Sign Language.
I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do. If you recognize yourself in some of them, I think it might be worth taking the time to keep on reading my profile. If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you. I will never know anyway 🙂
Travel, surprises, music, gaming (ps4), dark humor, horror and gore, fire dancing, crafting, books, writing, cooking, martial arts, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, art, ghosts, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, flip flops (yes, the sandals), down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, word, news, work, sense of humor about yourself, awareness, fondness of animals.
And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of:
– Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…and no offense Matt!)
– Self-centered people (but, hey… Have you ever heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!)
– TV (even if I like one or two shows and some movies)
– Superficial people (but same problem as #2…)
In addition, if you happen to pronounce the following sentences regularly, we’re definitely increasing the chance of a good friendship here:
“Ok let’s give it a try”
“To be honest..."
“I respect that.”
"Fuck off!"
“I'm a unicorn!” ok this one doesn’t really count either… ^.^
And last (I promise), if you think that Hideo Kojima is God, I think you should add me to your friend list already!
Disclaimer: If you're a close-minded, judge mental, or racist bigot...don't even bother messaging me. I will murder you with logic then burry you with your dogma.
Favourite Music
So many and pretty ecleptic. Here's a few from my current playlist...
Immanence, InVisions, Polaris, Thy Art Is Murder, Wardruna, Fever Ray, Ice Nine Kills, Born of Osiris, Dream State, The Light The Dark, Asprin Rose, Highly Suspect, ChuggaBoom, So It Begins, Vildhjarta, Captives, Oceans Ate Alaska, Agolloch, Bring Me The Horizon, Sworn Amongst, Swanshore, Johari, Dimmu Borgir, Life Cried, YOB, Enslaved, Bathory, Eivor, Combichrist, Vespera, Joji...the list goes on.
Favourite Films / TV / Books
Too lazy to answer. Far too many to name here.
Education / Occupation
I stalk and possibly boot people on a game console.
Apologies for the vague response. For the sake of aesthetics, let's say I'm a cyber ninja.
Who I'd Like To Meet
Sadly I feel most of the greatest minds are long before dead. I think I would have enjoyed a conversation with Nietzsche, Voltaire, C.S. Lewis, or H.R. Geiger.
I think the person I'd love to meet the most tho is someone I already met, but would give anything to meet again, perhaps in another life. I love you, Daddy.
Well, I'm pretty sure no one will end up reading this, but felt like letting out a bit of myself. Been reflecting too much. Following is a song I wrote today. It's pretty crappy, but I feel lighter having wrote it and see this as a safe place to keep it.
Anchor
Here's my heart, this is me
Tucked away where no one sees.
Lost within, broken down.
All my pieces on the ground.
I paste to mend. I try to make things whole.
But it feels like fate has slowly taken control
It pulls me in, and presses down
It reaches in and fills to drown
And no one sees behind my eyes I'm screaming.
Holding on. Trying to stand.
I try to grab to no one's hands.
All my dreams have washed aside.
Pushed away when I tried to confide.
All their wants. All their needs.
Always there and bleeding me.
All I was, and all I am.
Use me like I'm fucked in the head.
(chorus)
And no one sees behind my eyes I'm screaming.
No one's here to see me going down.
There's no light at the end of this night, but I'm still reaching.
And with every breath I take I'm edging to drown.
All these sharks. Poised in black;
They hold the rope and there's no slack.
I gave my pride, I give my all.
On bended knees I took my fall.
Of all the things that hurt me worst,
Was trusting you. Love's always a curse.
You promised me, words seeped in lies.
Pretending you care while slicing open my thighs
(chorus)
And no one sees behind my eyes I'm screaming.
No one's here to see me going down.
There's no light at the end of this night, but I'm still reaching.
And with every breath I take I'm edging to drown.
Take this water to purge my lungs
Your teeth fall silent against my tongue. (x3 melodic chant/build up)
My heart and sanity's afflicted
My ship, it sailed, was lost at sea
Your narcissism unrestricted
Your ego's triggering me! (scream/growls)
