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Jessi The Anus Police
28 / Female / In Your Closet, United States
Straight / Single & Looking
Member since:
Oct 25, 2013
Last online:
May 11, 2014
| Name : | Jessica |
| Nick Name : | Jessi, Jessibear c: |
| Birthdate : | August 31 |
| Birthplace : | My Moms Vagina |
| Current Location : | Under Your Bed |
| Eye Color : | Green |
| Hair Color : | Brown (With purple) |
| Height : | 5'8 |
| Weight : | I dont freaking know. You know how long its been since I stood on a scale? e.e |
| Piercings : | Le nope |
| Tatoos : | Le Nope |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend : | Hah! Funny. |
| Vehicle : | Ain't nobody got time fow dat. |
| Overused Phrase : | "Whale then.", "The sky.", "Your moms vagina!" |
| FAVORITES | |
| Food : | Tacos |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant : | I dunno e.e |
| Candy : | Reeces Peanut Butter Cups |
| Number : | 7 |
| Color : | Red |
| Animal : | Fox |
| Drink : | Coca Cola c: |
| Body Part on Opposite sex : | ..Hair? I dont know? |
| Perfume : | Any that smells purty c: |
| TV Show : | Ouran High School Host Club |
| Music Album : | Too much to choose e.e |
| Movie : | The Anchorman (1&2) |
| Actor/Actress : | Johnny Depp |
| This or That | |
| Pepsi or Coke : | Coke |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing : | McDonalds |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Um, I like chocolate, but it makes my throat sore, so vanilla! c: |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee : | Coffee |
| Kiss or Hug : | Hug, im probably a bad kisser e.e |
| Dog or Cat : | Cat! They're assholes, but I love them c: |
| Rap or Punk : | Punk. I personally hate rap music. |
| Summer or Winter : | Winter, I dislike being hot e.e |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies : | Scary <3 |
| Love or Money : | Um. Well.. |
| YOUR... | |
| Bedtime : | Whenever im tired? |
| Most Missed Memory : | I dont like thinking about memories. |
| Best phyiscal feature : | Nothing? im a natural repellent. e.e |
| First Thought Waking Up : | I need to get STUFF done.. |
| Ambition : | I dont really think about this often.. |
| Best Friends : | Chrissi, Geb, Kyleigh, Kyle, Sebby, and a little ginger named Jessie c: |
| Weakness : | Waking up, Rockstar Energy Drinks, Being asked to do something |
| Fears : | Speaking publicly, Being noticed, Large groups of people (Claustrophobia), Horses (Don''t look at me like that e.e) |
| Longest relationship : | Nope. |
| HAVE YOU... | |
| Cheated Your Partner : | No |
| Ever been beaten up : | Yes |
| Ever beaten someone up : | Oh yes c:< I WAS PROVOKED. |
| Ever Shoplifted : | No |
| Ever Skinny Dipped : | Hah! You're funny. |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex : | Erm. |
| Been Dumped Lately : | Nope, haven't been in a relationship lately. |
| IN A GUY/GIRL | |
| Favorite Eye Color : | Blue |
| Favorite Hair Color : | Black or some crazy color c: |
| Short or Long : | What? |
| Height : | Tall |
| Style : | Doesn't matter to me c: |
| Looks or Personality : | Personality |
| Hot or Cute | Cute |
| Muscular or Really Skinny : | Doesn't matter c: |
| RANDOMS | |
| What country do you want to Visit : | France |
| How do you want to Die : | Quickly? I dunno. |
| Been to the Mall Lately : | Nope. |
| Get along with your Parents : | Only my mom |
| Health Freak : | Nope. Rebelious, right?! |
| Do you think your Attractive : | HAH! HILARIOUS! |
| Believe in Yourself : | Nope |
| Want to go to College : | Maybe? |
| Do you Smoke : | Yes |
| Do you Drink : | No |
| Shower Daily : | Yes |
| Been in Love : | NO! *sobs* |
| Do you Sing : | I sound terrible, much like a walrus when I sing, so no. |
| Want to get Married : | Maybe.. |
| Do you want Children : | Maybe? I dont like to think ahead. |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity : | Um. |
| Hate anyone : | Lots. |
| Take Survey | Create Survey |
