Jake H
27 / Male / Kings CA, United States
Bisexual / In a Relationship
Member since:
Nov 11, 2012
Last online:
Nov 19, 2012
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About Me
Facts
-Taken <3
I-When I eat I pretend my food is crying
-When I am bored I pretend everyone and everything has boobs. Like even men.
-When I get hungery I pretend everyone is made out of candy/baked goods
-I dont like icecream
-I love pineapple, strawberrys, lemons and baked goods.
-I live with my grandpa. Whom is 69 :33 heh
-My big sister is in Arizona for "collage"
-My dog, dude, died the same day I got into a car accident, RIP dude D:
-My first kiss was with a guy. My big sisters boyfriend. I was 10-ish
-I suck at cooking, cleaning, drawing, singing, playing the drums, and coloring inside the lines.
-my family lives in CA, but I live in the moment 8)
-I like women that wear skirts instead of skinny jeans. x]
-I hate reading, babies and cats.
-I had this awesome dream that I was a stripper.
-My future dream is to be a rare car driver xD
-I wont jugde you. I dont care if your black, white, japanese, jewish, anorexia, a cutter, a hipster,gay, bi, emo or a fucking cow. If you wanna be my friend then go ahead damnit.
-I like the color pink....deal with it brah!
-I dont care if you hate me. lol if you do hate me get in line. Looks like a 100 year wait.
-The perfect girl for me: Clean nails, short skirt, make me want her, doesnt fight my hugs, likes to cuddle, has meat on her bones, has rosey cheeks, lets me play with her hair, Someone I could talk to all day, dosent get jelly loves me as much as I love her.
-The perfect guy for me: Is'nt embarssed to call me his. Likes to cuddle. Lets me touch his hair. Doesnt lie about who he is. Loves his life even if it sucks. Loves his friends more then me. Makes me laugh. Dosent act cool. Likes animals. Gets super jelly sometimes.
-I'm very picky xD
-I love gym class
-I am going to try out for the baseball team :3
-I like camping
-I take pride in my hair
-I love my skinny jeans and I wear them all year round.
-I take pride in the boxers I wear
-I hate wearing glasses.
-I know how to skateboard and ride a unicycle
Favourite Music
Matchbook Romance
FF5
BOTDF
CP
3OH3
30 seconds to mar's
Paramore
Greenday
Linkin Park
Fall out boy
Panic at the Disco
Sugar cult
Boys like girls
Hopalong Knut
Favourite Films / TV / Books
TV SHOWes
How I met your Mother
Big Bang Theory
Family guy
Simpsons
Tom and Jerry
Glee
Raising Hope
Books
The city of Ember
Among the Hidden
The super natutalist
The search for Wonderland
The hunger games
Uglies
Ender's Game
Legend
Unison Spark
Matched
Trash
The Maze Runner
Partials
Scored
Incarceron
Under the Never Sky
Delirium
Education / Occupation
2nd Year in Highschool with a part time job on the weekends
Who I'd Like To Meet
Quotes
(I
changed it from people I wanna meet to Quotes because I am a badass.)
Mummy...Johnny
brought a gun to school.
He
told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack.
Mummy
I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got
straight A's, I even got the gold!
But
mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye.
I'm
sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry!
When
Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And
all because he got the gun from his older brother!
Mummy
please tell daddy that I love him very much
And
please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And
tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And
tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And
tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy
I'm
not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy
tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And
never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy
why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy
warn the others,
mummy
I left without a kiss
And
mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw
a doctor trying not to cry Mummy
I'm
slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But
mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy
I
ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy
listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college
I
wanted to try things that were new
I
guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo
I
wanted to get married
I
wanted to have a kid
I
wanted to be an actress Mummy
I
wanted to live
But
mummy I must go now
The
time is getting late Mummy
tell
my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I
love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I
wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In
memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would
Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the
ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in
heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now
you have two choices:
1)
repost and show you care! 2)ignore it and you have just proven you
have a low-down, cold-heart (Btw I'm too lazy to change "mummy"
to "mommy" so No, I'm not british. BUT I LOVE CIEL!!!!
XDDDD)
"Are
we fighting?" "No, if we were fighting, you'd be on the
floor, bleeding."
An
apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the
fruit
You
laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same.
When
you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
You
are only what you are when no one is looking.
The
difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
I'm
bored. Run for your sanity.
It
is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it
and remove all doubt.
"I
want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming
and yelling like the passengers in his car..."
Why
do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them
read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
You
were born an original, Don't die a copy.
A
life is a life...
Many
people walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave
a footprint in your heart.
If
someone betrays you once it's there fault; if they betray you twice
it's your fault.
Great
minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds
discuss people
Today's
a gift, that's why they call it the present.
Humankind
cannot gain anything without first giving something in return.
To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is
alchemy’s first Law of Equivalent Exchange,But the world isn’t
perfect, and the law is incomplete. Equivalent Exchange doesn’t
encompass everything that goes on here. But, I still choose to
believe in its principle: that all things do come at a price.
That there’s an end, a flow, and a cycle.