Hey,

 my name is Patrik, and I am eighteen in January, and here is something to chew on.

I
go to a 'God' forsaken school called Manglerud, though that suits me
fine as I don't believe in said 'God'. I don't really have any hobbies,
and I am to lazy to get one, doing things is a hassle, especially if
you don't like doing things in general. You see, there are things you
just like, and then there are things you have to build up liking. As an
example, I might like paint-ball, doesn't mean I am any good at it, and
since everyone wants to be good at stuff but everyone isn't, I just
fall back on being a lazy bastard.

I'm not really
sophisticated, it's not a trait that goes well together with being
lazy, but I have my opinions on most things, be it people, discussions,
objects and on.

Okay, this is when writing a profile gets
tricky, I'll just write the first five facts that fall into my head,
one, two, three, go!

Fact #1, I smile a lot, even when I talk on msn or any other interactive program online.

Fact #2,
I am the direct opposition of being false, I am always me, and people
tend to like me, so I don't have any plans of changing any time soon.

Fact #3,
I am a cam whore, I have my precious Nikon and I love taking pictures,
be it myself, my body or a pretty flower that I just happend to pass.
In my eyes, pictures is a way to capture the soul of something
beautiful forever. A memory can be sweet as honey, but what good is it
if you forget it? That's when taking a picture plays in, naturally
though, there isn't much memory in taking a picture of your body,
that's just me being me.

Fact #4, I care more about
friends than myself, and I have proven that to myself over and over
again. However, defining a friend is dodgy, I have a lot of friends,
but there is only a handful this fact actually is a fact for, because I
feel this way towards people I like and no one else.

Fact #5,
I think, if you smiled atleast once, or nodded agreeing with anything I
wrote, then we can make for a pretty decent conversation, so do talk to
me, I do not bite, unless you really want me too.

Fact #6,
I drink and most of the time I love it, and no, that is not water or
orange juice, the other kind of water that makes you all fuzzy and warm
and sometimes gives you a blue eye if you cant handle your water. I see
a lot of people that drink because they are sad or because they want to
forget, I think that's the wrong reason to drink, the only times you
should ever ever touch the special water is when you are in a good mood
and just want to get into an even better mood, amiright? ;3

Fact #7,
I do actually work out, I'm not the most athletic person in the world,
but I try keeping my mojo up (mojo being my stamina and otherwise flat
torso).

Fact #8, Wait for it, yes, I play World of
Warcraft, because it's just simply a breath taking game that requires
focus, time and a hell'a lot of socializing, despite the common
stereotype(s). Thanks to this game, I've made friends in countries I
didn't even know existed (dramatization; i actually know of all the
countries in the world due to a geeky period in eight grade, but that's
not the point).

Fact #9, English is fun (and necessary).
The reason I wrote my profile in English is because it'll shake of the
less intelligent people, even if that sounds harsh, I just don't want
to deal with someone who can't understand what I am writing, you
probably understand though, right? :3

Fact #10, I need to
color my hair super-often since I used to be a ginger kid, no jokes, my
nickname was once captain red-beard. (this is the part where you crack
up, and make fun of me.)

Fact #11, if you read this far,
I think you liked my profile, and I think I will like you in return, so
do send me a message. (I think I am repeating myself n_n')

Fact #12,
I make weird noises, and my favorite phrase is 'kero-kero', which
basically is the sound the frogs make according to the Japanese, and on
that note, I am currently studying Japanese in school, got the whole
hiragana alphabet down and some simple kanji signs, sugee ;3!

Fact #13, I have way way blue eyes, and sometimes I wish they would glow, cause that would just be epic.

Fact #14,
I have a plushie called Chester (after the lead singer in Linkin Park),
he's a cow, he's soft and I sleep with him most of the time.

Fact #15, HIMYM is the best show ever made, and Barney is awesome, no argument, face down.

Fact #15, Fact, I did fact #15 twice just because I can ;3

Fact #16,
I will add more facts as I remember more.. important things about
myself, so do check in every now and then if you want to learn more
about le me, thank you for reading thus far!

Fact #17,
Music is something I enjoy, not something I need or must have,
although, sometimes I wish the world was one giant soundtrack, forming
and folding to the situation, if I could have that, I would be really
happy. It'd be hard to pay attention in class though, obviously. 18+ I
guessz.

Fact #18, My email address is ray_barone@hotmail.com, and if you want to talk you are free to add me.