Wil/Jude/Sydney Reis (said Like Rest W Out The T/reese)
15 / Male / moralton, statesota :3 (illinois), United States
Bisexual / In a Relationship
Member since:
Dec 02, 2024
Last online:
Mar 14, 2025
Current rating: 7.8/10 (5 votes cast)
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About Me
"I WANT YOUR HEART IN MY HANDS, AND MY HANDS CHOPPED OFF"
"LUCY CALLED MAYBE LONG AFTER THE PEAK!"
"I AM NOT A PERSON WITH QUALITIES, I AM QUALITIES THAT LOOK LIKE A PERSON"
"THERE'S GOLD IN THOSE HILLS AHEAD, YOU HAVE TO GET USED TO IT, YOU AND ME BOTH KID!"
kindly dont randomly dm me :3
hai there gang :3 im a feral scene...emo...hippie (like .5% of the time)...punk (more so in ideology + music taste than dress but i do own a patch vest i made)...thing of some kind. im a furry + therian 🤯
sometimes i play the guitar but mostly i just play the sims XD i also draw things :3 im an anarcho
communist weeeeeeee :3 not lookin 4 any1 2 date cuz i suck at online relationships @__@ a little mentally ill and stuff so if i seem weird/ignore u its a me thing dw ;w;
totally looking to start a band but i really suck at guitar X__X
"super smiley + cheerful, but also really obscene and strangely violent" "like if bubbles were sharp"
im not real btw. also i did in fact steal my name from a musician 💀 im sorry gang im just not creative like dat. i'll prolly change it ltr XD
erm i suppose u can talk to me, im rull bored all the time lolz :3
Favourite Music
THE VENITIA FAIR (SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM), flyleaf, mcr, ptv, tool, msi, the millionaires, korn, limp bizkit, REM, AJJ, jimmy buffet, a verbal equinox, ween, primus,
kittie, strange thick (NORMAL ABT THEM), jamface (REALLY NORMAL ABT THEM), the stereosexuals (fvck jon tho ew @__@), happyhappy (most normal person ever abt her),
will wood, the dresden dolls (lowkey fvck amanda), lit, FoB, SWS, kesha, meghan trainor, ghost town, P!ATD, flight of the conchords, TMBG, the mountain goats, ramshackle glory, days n daze, 3OH!3, car seat headrest, mccafferty, angels and airwaves, a static lullaby, pete seeger, phill ochs, woody guthrie, modern baseball, american football, michael cera palin
Favourite Films / TV / Books
moral orel, madoka magica (the only normal fan of it i fear) fear and loathing in las vegas (movie + book!) , good omens, bojack, the midnight gospel,
WTNV, TMA, camp here n there (best podcast EVR)
Education / Occupation
idiot, unemployed :3
Who I'd Like To Meet
happyhappy :3 id hug her shes literally so important to me i love her :3 and joseph smith so i could...
have a friendly chat with him 😀 hes not gonna come to any harm i swear 😊
someone who literally doesnt give a single FVCK about our country and says its pointless to even hope for a better future free of fascism calls me a poser for not really liking dead kenedys. WHAT. I AM INFINITELY MORE PUNK THAN YOU ARE YOU NEED TO STFU. PUNK ISNT ABOUT THE MUSIC, AND AS MUCH AS I JOKE ABOUT IT, THERES NO BANDS UR OBLIGATED TO LIKE TO BE PUNK. PUNK IS ABOUT THE MEANING, STANDING UP TO OPPRESSION AND INJUSTICE IN ANY WAY YOU CAN NO MATTER WHAT. SHE SAID THAT I SHOULD JUST FORGET EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE COUNTRY BECAUSE IM NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. THATS WHAT THE FASCISTS WANT YOU TO THINK. GOD. YOU ARE ALWAYS OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. NEVER STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE WORLD BETTER. ANYBODY WHO SAYS DIFFERENT/WHAT SHE SAID, SLAP THEM AND TELL THEM TO STFU
Clay Puppington was driving to taco bell. It had been one year since he got diagnosed with cancer. Clay wanted to be seen as an alpha male though so he didn't tell anybody. When Bloberta asked where he was going today, he said to go get freaky with his son’s gym teacher, but really he wanted some tacos. Anyways, Clay pulls up to the taco bell and goes inside. “Hi. I want a taco” he said. “Um ok which one?” said the taco bell worker who was the author’s friend named Johnny. “The one with meat in it.” Johnny just looked at Clay. All of a sudden, Clay dropped dead cuz he forgot that he only had a year to live and he caught cancer a year ago. The other taco bell worker, the author’s friend Sebastian, rushed over to him. “JOHNNY WHAT DID YOU DO? WHY WOULD YOU AND THE THIRD TACO BELL WORKER, THE AUTHOR’S FRIEND ZERO SUGGEST A FIC WHERE CLAY DIES OF CANCER???” he screamed. Johnny and Zero shrugged. Then they all blew up.
