Jan 25 2014, 03:08 PM

Why would you guys want to fake someone else, if you can just be you? Someone is faking my picture still, and I reported this chick at least 2 times already. It's not fun being faked. I've been faked a lot. Infact, too many times to count. They even had the same name as I did. And every picture they had on their, was me. It's like you're stalking my whole page O.o THAT'S NOT RIGHT, SO DON'T FUCKING DO IT! I'm getting pissed by the moment. If you wanna use one of my pictures, all you have to do is just ask. It isn't that hard to ask a simple question. How would YOU like it, if you got faked? Ak yourself that question before you take someone else's pictures. Whoever is taking my pictures, and saying it's them, they are ass..holes. And I won't be your friend, so don't call me your friend, if I see my picture as your profile picture. It's illegal to fake someone else. If you don't believe me, search it on google. Many people report others for a reason. Either because they're being a perv, inapropiate, or being faked by someone else. Just next time ask me.

Jan 04 2014, 06:49 PM

Hey guys I'm Xzavier! C: I was thinking about something we can ALL relate to. And that is seeing someone you hate in public. WOAH, I CAN TOTALLY RELATE TO THAT! There is probably, MAYBE 2 things that go through your head when you're out in public, and see somebody that you hate. ONE of those things is probably a flying serpant cake, into their spinal chord. What is a flying serpant cake you ask??? fjhkjhkhdkdhsdhsdkjh...It's devastating. I know. But why flying serpent cake? It's probably because getting all that rage out in one narsty blow would be great. What is narsty? Well, it's a mixture of GNARLEY and NASTY. #NARSTY There is NO easier way to feel impowered than physical things. Why do you think monkies feel so great all the time? They just throw their own poop at people. And the 2nd THING. In which PROBABLY is the thing that's happening is THE STARING STINKER. And don't even lie! You KNOW that you do thos 200 times a week. And the reason that you're doing that you're doing the stink eye than a flying serpent cake, is that it's impossible. And trust me, I would know. And on TOP of that, is some unfortunately not a good idea to be breaking something in half. For obvious reasons. Just try to imagine explaing to the police that you fly a serpent cake someone to death. Not ONLY would you go to jail for assault, AND MURDER, but all could define the physics! DEFINE THE PHYSICS, ONCE YOU GO TO JAIL. Nooooooo.... Now all that got me thinking, it would just be kinda a nice thing to have, like a spice scent that would go off whenver you see someone that you don't like was around. Would CERTAINLY help you avoid ALL of these opportunaty situations. It would just take a HEEP of stress out of your life. Heeps? And on TOP of that, it would help you spend that time thinking about destroting somebody's face more productively. Like, spending money on CLOTHEESSSS, to make you look like a vampire lord. On the OTHER hand, it can be FAR worse when you see somebody that you LIKE in public. So YOU know, that when you see somebody you like that's all HEY, HOW ARE YOOOUUU??? HOW'S ANGELICA? That is just so funny. So, I saw this guy that i hadn't seen in a long time, and it started TERRIBLELY. Upon talking to this guy, our conversation came to en end. And he put his hand up like a clawed bear was gonna come running after me. So ANY normal person wouldn't assume that this guy wanted a hand shake, or a high-five. Or if he's REALLY gangser, a low-fiiveee XD But there is a solution group of guys out there that takes your hand and moves it around like a gypsy dancer on ice skates. Yeah, you know those guys that do secret hand shakes, that YOU don't even know? So, you're sitting there not knowing what the heck to do, while star screen over there is trying to make a transformer out of your hand. And YOU have to suspect at the end of the hand shake for your thumb to be on backwards. But it's just WHY even do that? You see a guy that you haven't seen in AGES, and the first thing HE wants to do is a hand shake more complex than the rubix cube, that is a teenage girls emotions. Sooo....If you're a guy that does this, just stop. Okai? Just stop. EITHER WAY, I think an ideal senario, you would just bruce lee. Because even if YOU did have enemies, everyone would be scared to be on your bad side before having your neck kicked off. OH GAWD HERE COMES MARK. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE KICKS MY NECK OFF. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE TERESA. Okai, let's gewwwww.... And ALSO if you're a Bruce lee, those secret hand shakes would turn into that guy on the ground with the broken wrist. And the best part is, you could just blame on your ninja reflixes. Nobody is gonna try to do that again. How AWESOME would it be to be Bruce lee??? You could just get anything you want just by threatening people! YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME THAT MOVIE RENTAL FOR HALF PRICE. I just can't do that... Then he's probably gonna pull out his ninja sword. OKAI! FINE! You! I need a ride to work! All you need to do is fill your gas tank... He's gonna give you that ninja hand reflix to you. OKAI! FINE! MAYBE I CAN GOVE YOU A RIDE TO WORK! ANOTHER senario if you were being Bruce lee, would come in handy is.. BAKE ALL THESE BISCUITS WITCH! UNLESS YOU WANNA BE STRAIGHT KICKED IN THE KNEE CAP! Woah!...Woah!...Woah!..Woah! HE'S JUST GONNA FLIP YOUR LIPS IN A BRIEF CASE! Yeah, great job Xzavier. Let's just tell everyone to threaten people to get what they want.