But me I'm a single cell
On a serpents tongue
There's a muddy field where a garden was
And I'm glad you got away
But I'm still stuck out here
My clothes are soaking wet
From your brother's tears
Poison Oak, by Bright Eyes
Joe
36 / Male / Berkshire, United Kingdom
Single & Looking
Member since:
Jan 11, 2012
Last online:
Dec 16, 2015
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About Me
About Me: Read this,or don't read this,you still won't have a clue about me. Through my own design I'm an intensely lonely person. I hide my sadness from everyone,if you do talk to me (unlikely) don't be surprised if I seem all normal. I'm difficult to know,and not really worth the extra effort. I love to read. I'm a total gaming and sci-fi nerd. Prefer gigs to clubs,they're just not really my thang,although I do go. Love football and tennis,watching & playing. Tis good reading so far right? :-/ I'm from Windsor in Berkshire,yay. Oh and if you can't be bothered reading this,don't bother saying hi (oooo contradiction!) 'cause what'd you be basing your wanting to talk to me on? :-/ Ex-Trainee wrestler. I use :-P a LOT. Love piercings and tattoos but bizarrely have none of my own,a fact I shall be sure to rectify soon. Want to go to Japan one day,I love (what I know of) their history and culture.
I once punched a whale square in the face...........Come say Hi :-D..........but not you Whale,you stay away from me and my family!
A shark with a hammer is so much more deadly then a T-Rex out of his mind on acid.
Hates: People that say Maccy Ds,blackberries,twitter,sluts,druggies,ignorant people,water in shoes,condescension,pity,chavs,people that SAY banter. Hate a lot of other things too but too enraged right now to finish the list.
Looking for like people to gig with or whatever,as I don't know many people that don't prefer going to shitty clubs :-/ Ideal girl would be someone not a complete moron that prefers moshing to dancing. Gamer girl would be an amazing plus,but I know they're creatures of myth.
I always think someone's watching me.
Favourite Music
BFMV,Skillet,Lordi,BVB,Slipknot,HIM,Nightwish,Tarja Tarunen,Evanescence,Hammerfall,Rob Zombie,Sanctorum,Enter Shikari,Rammstein,Despairs Ray,Skindred,Johnny Cash, and others. Favorite song: Falling Awake - Tarja Tarunen
Favourite Films / TV / Books
TV: Family Guy,American Dad,Peep Show,Mighty Boosh,Takeshi's Castle,WWE,Inbetweeners,Scrubs,Game of Thrones,Farscape,Babylon 5......*cough*....Come Dine With Me,there's more. POKEMON!
Movies: Labrynth,Anchorman (and pretty much any Will Ferrell film except Land of the Lost),Taken,Saw 1-7,Hostel,IT,Unbreakable,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,Outpost,Cinderella Man,Exorcist 3,BWP,Halloween 1-5,list goes on. Love Sci-Fi and Horror stuffs. Love Japanese horror,J-Horror owns all else.
Any Raymond.E.Feist Midkemia books. J.V. Jones. Steven Eriksson's Tale of the Malazan Book of the Fallen series. Robin Hobb. I love fantasy books,worlds of magic. I also like Micheal Chrichton.
Education / Occupation
Limited intelligence here,no need to list my failures :-D