Lexi Knott
26 / Female / in your pocket, United States
Straight / Single
Member since:
Jun 08, 2013
Last online:
Sep 06, 2015
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About Me
I like lot of ppl i never like fighting always happy infront of ppl i hide my feeling a lot. .___. But yea... RAINBOWS!
P.S. i live in wills closet xD
I am Lexasoreues Rex! Rawr i will eat your pants!
My real name is alexis knott. I have a lot of nick names like lexi, alex, crazy white bitch, white girl, and raygay ( because of my green red and yellow beanie)
If u start shot with me i will kick u in the ear! With my right foot! On ur left ear! ;-; then run say.
Wanna hear a dirty joke??? :D
There is a couple and they have 3 kids. The girl asked if they can make love with the lights on. So he said sure. So he pulls out a dildo. And she asks whats it for. And he replied i never had sex with u. She asked how he does it. He replies okay, after u tell me how we hand the kids.
...... Okay I know that was an awful joke I should just stop.
well I just about love everything. I love living in arizona.......no I dont I absolutely hate it here its hotter than balls assand everyone here smells really weird and there is no attractive males within a thousand mile radius of my house cops always ask me for no apparent reason hey miss what do you think you're up to right now?" and im all like "the fuck you want? All I was sitting on the grass you come up here wondering what the hell im doing" oh my god I just hate the cops.like holy whore I just hate them.
well folks that was an awkward little little things right there what I was doing.... Well any Whore I like mother fuckin banana bag.
Favourite Music
I like all music <3
Favourite Films / TV / Books
I honestly love all movies sounds and picture pretty things that pop up on telly.
-THe maximum ride books (i like fang!! He is smaxy.)
-The Immortal instruments
-50 shades of grey (.-. Shhhh ik what you're thinking.....)
-the child called it (A story about a little boy who what had child abuse problems with his mother and shes to beat him and make him do embarrassing things until the teacher started seeing the bruises on the little boys body and tOok him away from the "Mad house" his mother never fed him I always made him sit at the bottom of the stairs and I have him listen to His older brothers eat. So he started to steal food. His mother is kept him in the cellar. Shes to make him clean and work wall his older siblings played outside. His father used to try to help him but the mother used to get mad at him for giving him scraps of food so they got divorced and then there was no one to help him. He was all alone.)
-eighth grade bites (I will marry Vladimir todd.)
hello boys and girls. I'm going to tell you a funny story that happened to me at school that I couldn't stop laughing at.... I don't mean to be mean but it was funny as hell.
okay so the story beginsat a lunch table at school. I was with all of my little crew munchin on some french fries when this one girl I really hate walks up and says it sounds like like she be cool. She's a very annoying girl no one can stand her. Any Whore.. my friend was eaten something and the girl decided to take food off of her plate. My friends left her hand away and glared at her and then continue eating. So the stupid bitch said "wow you need a tampon" and I was just sitting there like damMmmmmn. which my friend replied "and you need more makeup." I was like oh shit laughing really really hard and she walked away crying. This sounds mean but it was actually really funny because she's really rude and snobby and really annoying and yeah she needs to be punched in the throat. :)
and that was my little story for all of you boys and girls
