Dec 29 2012, 11:27 PM

Rant #2 (Purposely butchering words) Okay, I suggest that for the small number of people reading this that you don't. It's all just my depressing rants because I am completely bored and I hate quite a bit of things which includes 99% of the human race. To answer a question you probably have, no I don't find myself superior in any way shape or form, however, I do seem to be one of the few people that realizes how much everyone sucks (me included). iiF yhu can reed diiZ den EiitheR yhu R unwillingly AdApTed tWo iiT, yhu typE lyk diis (if so I hate you with a burning passion) or yer frendZ tyPe Lyk Diis. I could hardly stand typing like that myself, let alone reading it constantly. Granted, I make typos every now and then, but I'm not a fucking idiot that thinks they are the OG because they capitalize half of the letters while misspelling 95% of their words (if that's what you want to call them). Can someone inform me as to how this started or why?? I don't have the slightest idea as to why someone would want to take the extra time to capitalize some letters randomly and purposely misspell words; in example when people constantly use two lower case i's or replacing their g's with q's. I mean really, if you are SO bored of the normal and switching around letters is how you get your thrills then you need a God damn hobby. There is NO point whatsoever to doing that... I'm sure if I asked someone that does they would say "CuZ ii fukin wana tO bruh." That might not be it exactly, but I'm sure that if I could decypher what they typed then it most likely wouldn't even remotely answer my question because they are well aware that it is fucking pointless, but they are pissed off because I realize that too and avoid my question and say something completely illogical and not related instead. I graduated Kindergarten (yes, it is spelled kindergarten despite most idiot's pronounciation "kindergarden") quite a while ago. I don't know about you, but I did end up with a slight grasp of the English language and I enjoy using it, hence me writing a blog. For the minute few that actually read this far (not skipped this far), thank-you for reading although you probably want to burn yourself alive now. Anyways, that is all.

Dec 29 2012, 10:16 PM

Rant #1 (Coke-zero) Coke Zero is complete shit. Anybody with a functioning set of tastebuds could tell you this, but I was motivated, by my extended family members who have seemingly fallen for Coke Zero, and been exclaiming "It's so much like Coke! It tastes just the same!" No, actually it does not taste the same. This bastard-bitch abortion is the result of the idiot crowd of fashionistas, diet freaks, and environmentalists, and all those left-wing idiots hated by the likes of George Carlin and Lewis Black (praise be upon him) and quite a few other comedians. These assholes when they want to seem "cool" and not drink that bastard with the piss-poor reputation Diet Coke, decide "ew I'm on a diet, so I can't drink Coke" because it's clear that 100 calories in a single can of Coke will get you fat as a whale and not the whole "not exercising" or anything. CLEARLY! So because these fat douchers are afraid to exercise, and thus risk chemically killing themselves with South Beach Diet and Atkins, rather than hunting their own food for a change and see how the pounds burn off, Coke decides to milk these sons of bitches for cash by releasing Coke Zero. They hype the shit out of Coke Zero with retarded commercials of two Coke employees worrying about copyright infringement of the Coke recipe used in Coke Zero, and threaten to sue themselves for Coke Zero, because either the Coca Cola company is a very loose confederacy, or they are pitiable victims of the very tragic disease of "TSTL" = Too Stupid To Live. In my experiences with Coke Zero, Coke Zero has had two distinct flavors: 1) Chek Cola 2) Diet Chek Cola So maybe to avoid copyright infringement in itself, they simply rename "Chek Cola" with "Coke Zero" in their commercials, because judging by the flavor, they've clearly ripped off Chek Cola and are now charging Coke prices for Brand X Chek. I certainly hope I don't get cancer from all the artificial sweetener used in that last can I just had a few minutes ago, because I'm going to sue those mangy bastards for basically using Diet Coke in their Coke Zero and claiming it were TOTALLY different from Diet Coke and TOTALLY similar to Coke. No; it is not. I'm not one to judge... Well no, I AM one to judge, that if you claim it is the same, you are wrong and a fucking retard. Get your fucking tongue fixed. Coke Zero is not Coke. Coke Zero is Chek Cola. And if Chek had enough money, they would probably sue. That is all..